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Not the Tumblr kind of followers

Thursday night I was talking to some of the girls who I was with (it was basically my friend’s group she brought together), and one talked about how this past break in downtown SF some kind of cute creeper followed her for a couple of blocks and tried to talk to her. The other girl talked about how she had a restraining order on some old guy who made her a jewelry box back in her hometown.

I talked about the time a dog tried to hump my leg. Just kidding, I just laughed but damn not even my creepin’ love life is happening. Just the regular looking and trying to dance up on a girl if I go out. New Year’s resolution: get a stalker.
I’m just kidding again. Or am I?…