ha!larious

Photo
thestartofthedream:

daryl-dixvxon:

thismesseduplife:

kiddinojustinjacela:

imivanhojas:

blueberrycheesecake2010:

Attention! Important! Especially to the ladies we all care about… A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERALSTATE OF MICHIGAN :SITUATION..While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check….“There are several things to be aware of … gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.“There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road…with a fake baby in it….waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.“Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person — woman — will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it’s a man, they’re usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON ‘T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
Oh yea, about the EGGS:“IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.”Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.Get started NOW — SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.WARNING # 3:Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road,but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called,112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was andthere weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 
Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.” Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE…. 

Just for everyone’s safety. please read this. I dont want any of my buddies becoming a target.. <3

Its just getting crazier and crazier. Watch out and be safe. Pray to god that this doesnt happen to you

I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but it’s interesting and informative. 

My parents told me about this, it’s so scary.

I hate the culture of fear that we live in; however if this helps to make anyone feel safer, then it worth the reblog. 

Because you never know & I like to operate under “better safe than sorry”.

thestartofthedream:

daryl-dixvxon:

thismesseduplife:

kiddinojustinjacela:

imivanhojas:

blueberrycheesecake2010:

Attention! Important!
Especially to the ladies we all care about…
A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
STATE OF MICHIGAN :

SITUATION..
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.
For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check….

“There are several things to be aware of … gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.

“There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road…with a fake baby in it….waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.

“Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person — woman — will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it’s a man, they’re usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.

DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON ‘T EVEN SLOW DOWN.

Oh yea, about the EGGS:
“IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.”

Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.

Get started NOW — SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.

WARNING # 3:
Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road,but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called,112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was andthere weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Just for everyone’s safety. please read this. I dont want any of my buddies becoming a target.. <3

Its just getting crazier and crazier. Watch out and be safe. Pray to god that this doesnt happen to you

I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but it’s interesting and informative. 

My parents told me about this, it’s so scary.

I hate the culture of fear that we live in; however if this helps to make anyone feel safer, then it worth the reblog. 

Because you never know & I like to operate under “better safe than sorry”.

via bareclaws
Posted on Thursday, February 16 2012.
13234
Notes
  1. alpacabronylover reblogged this from zerohour269 and added:
    Ugh those are messed up people that try to pull these tricks… I’m locking myself in my basement now
  2. matious66 liked this
  3. theholyranga reblogged this from pink-mama and added:
    Just as a side note, no matter where you are in the world, if you dial 112 on a mobile, it will always put you onto that...
  4. articide reblogged this from blueberrycheesecake2010
  5. astonishingsociety reblogged this from vanillacherries
  6. youlickedmyface liked this
  7. eme2723 liked this
  8. eme2723 reblogged this from unhappily-everafter
  9. unhappily-everafter reblogged this from k1nko
  10. k1nko reblogged this from lopearedbunny
  11. yessirimcubanpete reblogged this from absolutelyzeroxx
  12. solidgoldyouth liked this
  13. getfacedandrollballs liked this
  14. absolutelyzeroxx reblogged this from stillhannahrose
  15. stillhannahrose reblogged this from hithererachel
  16. milfshakkes reblogged this from hithererachel
  17. hithererachel reblogged this from p0stcards-andpolaroids and added:
    I normally don’t reblog these things, but these stories kinda scared me lmao.
  18. hazelosity reblogged this from zombiepearl10
  19. ifmusicisthevictim reblogged this from redvinescantdraw
  20. the3rdopinion reblogged this from gurlwiththeredcurls
  21. xxdeadlydarkxx reblogged this from charinu
  22. vickinosecrets reblogged this from ambitiouslydevoted
  23. flashykashy liked this
  24. flashykashy reblogged this from ambitiouslydevoted
  25. ambitiouslydevoted reblogged this from ambitiouslydevoted
  26. pocketjewgirl reblogged this from maxmymax
  27. maxmymax reblogged this from see-thru-me
  28. laughteristhebestremedy liked this
  29. meaganmarie reblogged this from eternallyinthetardis
  30. uphighonlife reblogged this from sherlockandjohnwatson
  31. the-illusive-mans-cigar reblogged this from nupinoop296
  32. bigjavar101 reblogged this from ingaylove
  33. depression-eats-you-alive reblogged this from christopherpaulboner
  34. hypernarwhal reblogged this from christopherpaulboner
  35. mariazipan reblogged this from sherlockandjohnwatson
  36. faithdeleeoon reblogged this from dedicatedpdnfg
  37. simple-but-classy liked this
  38. irish-youwerenaked liked this
  39. to-my-stereo reblogged this from christopherpaulboner
  40. dandyliondreams reblogged this from dedicatedpdnfg
  41. dandyliondreams liked this
  42. youngwildnfreewealljusthavnfunn liked this
  43. icanlove1dmorethanthis liked this
  44. carry-me-home-tonightt reblogged this from paynefultrackerjackers and added:
    I live in Canada but just incase….
  45. icanlove1dmorethanthis reblogged this from alwaysbeyourself23
  46. shower-cubicle reblogged this from paynefultrackerjackers
  47. alwaysbeyourself23 reblogged this from dedicatedpdnfg
  48. alwaysbeyourself23 liked this
  49. dedicatedpdnfg reblogged this from paynefultrackerjackers
  50. paynefultrackerjackers reblogged this from thatbritishmancunian
  51. Show more notesLoading...
ha!larious If I had to pick, these would be a few of my mantras:

Dance the dance of life with me. DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE

LIVE EVERY WEEK LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK

And my name isn't Jennifer. No, really!

Bruin '14, WestCo born & raised

Tell me you love me
Messages here
Previous Next